ya so i am going on vacation soon so here are a lot of somethings to entertain you :D
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Bulkhead: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Ultra magnus: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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Arcee: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Bumblebee: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Arcee: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Bumblebee: ...
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Bumblebee: ..:You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?:..
Optimus prime: Several traffic violations.
Bulkhead: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Smokescreen: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Ultra magnus: Also, that's not our car.
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Ratchet: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Bulkhead, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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Smokescreen: I CAN'T DO IT!
Arcee, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Smokescreen: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Optimus prime: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Smokescreen:
Smokescreen: I appreciate it,
Smokescreen: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Bulkhead: Smokescreen-
Smokescreen: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Ultra magnus: Smokescreen we gotta-
Smokescreen: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Smokescreen: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Smokescreen, motioning to Ratchet: NOT FUCKING THIS!
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*Optimus prime is casually searching around the room*
Ratchet: Hey Optimus prime, what're you looking for?
Optimus prime: My will to live.
*Bumblebee walks into the room*
Optimus prime: Oh, there it is.
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Ultra magnus: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Smokescreen: That's deep.
Bumblebee: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Smokescreen: That's deeper.
Ratchet: ...You guys are idiots.
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Smokescreen: I can't believe you've done this.....
Bumblebee: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Smokescreen, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
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Bumblebee: :)
Ratchet: >:(
Bumblebee: ..:Turn that frown upside down!:..
Ratchet: ):<
Bumblebee: ..:Not sure what I was expecting:...
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Ratchet: You're alive.
Smokescreen: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
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Adios see you later ;D
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
