Bumblebee: ..:there are some things you just can't change:..
Bumblebee: ..:Like me not being able to talk:..
Bumblebee: ..:or being the youngest:..
Bumblebee: ..:or dying:..
Ratchet: I think Primus has something against you
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Bumblebee: ..:Ratchet you ever say anything encouraging?:..
Ratchet: I encourage you not to die
*deadlock happens*
Ratchet: *sharp inhale*
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Smokescreen: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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Smokescreen: I told Ratchet that their ears turn red when they lie.
Bumblebee: Do they?
Smokescreen: No.
Bumblebee: Then why did you tell them that?
Smokescreen: Because I can do this.
Smokescreen: Hey Ratchet! Do you love us?
Ratchet, with their hands over their ears: No.
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Optimus: I'm very disappointed in you, Ratchet.
Smokescreen: C'mon, don't get mad at Ratchet!
Optimus: Smokescreen, stop telling Ratchet it's okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people!
Smokescreen: But I'm not a person!
Ratchet: Which is why I punched them!
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Bumblebee: ..:Oh Arcee, we have a visitor!:..
Arcee: Don't tell me it's Ratchet.
Bumblebee: ..:It's Ratchet:..
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Optimus: Why does everyone want to kill Bumblebee?
Ratchet: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.
Optimus: Ratchet wtf!
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Smokescreen: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Arcee: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Smokescreen: Not when you're playing with Bumblebee, it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."
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*Optimus is casually searching around the room*
Ratchet: Hey Optimus, what're you looking for?
Optimus: My will to live.
*Bumblebee walks into the room*
Optimus: Oh, there it is.
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Wheeljack & Smokescreen: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Wheeljack: We need an adult!
Smokescreen: Wheeljack, you are an adult!
Wheeljack: We need an adultier adult! Get Ratchet!
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Smokescreen: I'm not that stupid!
Optimus: Smokescreen, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Smokescreen: BUMBLEBEE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
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lol
getting a lot done because i have school ;-;
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
