Bumblebee: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Smokescreen, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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Smokescreen: Oh, hey, I didn't see you come in! You should have come by and said hello!
Ratchet: Oh! Yeah, I uh...
Ratchet: Didn't want to bother you.
Ratchet: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.
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Arcee: You're giving me a sticker?
Optimus: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Arcee: I'm not a preschooler.
Optimus: Fine, I'll take it back-
Arcee: I earned this, back off!
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Optimus: You're charged with.....breaking into a pet store?
Bumblebee: ..:I thought the animals might be lonely:..
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*Ratchet on synthetic energon*
Ratchet: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Bulkhead: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Ratchet: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Bulkhead: Somehow that's worse.
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Bulkhead: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Bumblebee: ..:Thanks, it's the trauma:..
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Smokescreen: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Smokescreen: One... two... three.
Arcee: ...
Smokescreen: ...
Smokescreen: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Bumblebee: ..:Do we have any orange juice left?:.
Smokescreen: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*
Smokescreen: Sorry, we're all out.
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Ratchet: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Bumblebee: ..:Even better!:.
Ratchet: What the fuck did you-
Bumblebee: *holding up a chicken* ..:Her name is Fluffy:..
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Ratchet: This is a very powerful artifact. You'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.
Smokescreen: That sounds like a dare to me.
Ratchet: Oh my god.
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Bumblebee: ..:I'm going to go recharge, I'll be back:..
Ratchet: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Ratchet, right after Bumblebee leaves the room: I miss them already.
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Ratchet: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Bumblebee: ...:All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first:...
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Ratchet: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Optimus: What was that?
Ratchet: The sound of someone else's problem.
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Arcee: What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Bumblebee: *sighs*
Bumblebee: :...I killed a skyquake:...
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Smokescreen: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly.
Bulkhead: Why not?
Smokescreen: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
