Bumblebee: ..:Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-:..
Smokescreen: Spiders?
Bumblebee: ..:Spiders it is then:..
Smokescreen: No, that wasn't-
*But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders...*
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Ratchet: I'm not a doctor I'm a medic.
Arcee: What's the difference then?
Ratchet: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Smokescreen: Note to self; never get shot.
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Ratchet, Entering Bumblebee's room: Smokescreen did it again.
Bumblebee: ..:Peace disturbance?:..
Ratchet: What no-
Bumblebee: ..:Arson..?:..
Ratchet: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Bumblebee: ..:uh....Attempted murder?:..
Ratchet: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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Smokescreen: Would you slap Ratchet-
Arcee: Yes.
Smokescreen: I didn't even finish!
Arcee: Sorry, continue.
Smokescreen: Would you slap Ratchet for 10 dollars?
Arcee: I would do it for free.
Ratchet: Rude...
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Ratchet: I need life advice.
Bumblebee, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: ..:You came to the right person:..
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Smokescreen, to Bumblebee: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Bumblebee: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*
Ratchet, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Bumblebee cute or small.
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Bumblebee: ..:WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!:..
Ratchet: Bumblebee-
Ratchet: It- it was just an ant-
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
