Arcee: You are a solid 11/10.
Smokescreen: Aw, thank-
Arcee: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.
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Smokescreen: You disgust me.
Bulkhead: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.
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Bumblebee, taping a knife onto a Roomba: ..:Be free, my child:..
Ratchet, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-
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Smokescreen, to Bulkhead: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
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Bulkhead: Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger.
Bumblebee: ..:Punt like football:..
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Smokescreen: Sweet dog you got there.
Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.
Smokescreen: Still training huh?
Police: What do you mean?
Smokescreen:
Smokescreen: Never mind.
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Arcee: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Ratchet: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
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Smokescreen: Bumblebee, is that my mug you're drinking out of?
Bumblebee: ..:No, it's mine:..
Smokescreen: It... looks just like the one I have...
Bumblebee: ..:You don't have one like this anymore:..
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Ratchet: Smokescreen, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Smokescreen: Raise the dead.
Ratchet: And what did you do?
Smokescreen: Raise the dead.
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:)
Helooooo
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
