Raf: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Jack: Can't relate.
Miko: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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Miko: Jack is off at an appointment, so while they're gone, I'm going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.
Raf: Why?
Miko: They're like 90% of my impulse control.
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Raf, watching Jack do something stupid: Miko, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Miko: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Raf: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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Miko: It smells like henway in here.
Jack:
Raf: Jack.
Raf, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?
Jack: *sigh*
Jack: What's a henway?
Miko: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS!
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Miko: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Jack: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Miko: But pink.
Raf: And it's hot.
Miko: PINK!
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Jack, to Miko: You have room temperature IQ.
Miko: What's room temperature IQ?
Raf: 73°.
Miko: Oh, okay.
Miko: How much is that in IQ?
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Jack: Please pray for Miko.
Raf: What happened to them?
Jack: Nothing, they're just very stupid.
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Raf: Is Miko always like this when they lose?
Jack: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Miko: You bumped that table and you know it!
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*Miko dies in a game with ships*
Raf: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Raf: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Jack: Legend has it that Miko still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Miko: Of course I do.
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Raf: Nice rock.
Miko: Thanks, Jack gave it to me.
Jack: I threw it at you!
Miko: Aren't they the sweetest?
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Jack, to Raf: If Miko doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Miko, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
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Jack, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
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Miko: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
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Miko: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet.
Jack: Why'd you get banned?
Miko: Touched the rat.
Jack: ... What rat?
Miko: Chunky Cheese.
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FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
