Ratchet: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Ratchet: *crosses their arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.
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Bumblebee: ..:I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose:..
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Bumblebee: ..:I will send my army to attack!:..
Bumblebee: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
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Smokescreen: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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Bumblebee: ..:I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled:...
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Smokescreen: I warned you.
Smokescreen: I'm perfect.
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Ratchet: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Ratchet, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Smokescreen: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Smokescreen: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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Ratchet: Caw caw, motherfuckers.
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Bumblebee: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
