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Breakdown : We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Knockout : Starscream, probably.

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Soundwave : :..I regret nothing..:

Starscream: I regret everything!!!

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Starscream: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

Soundwave , deadpan: :..Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks..:

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Knockout : You remind me of the ocean.

Megatron: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Knockout : No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Megatron: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Soundwave : :..I'm not creepy..:

Soundwave : :..I'm petty..:

Soundwave : :..There's a difference, ya' know...:

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Megatron: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Breakdown : Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Knockout : It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

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Knockout: I am strong! I beat Starscream at arm wrestling!
Soundwave : :..Anyone can beat Starscream at arm wrestling..:
Starscream: Hey-

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Breakdown : Megatron, I am questioning your sanity...
Starscream: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

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Soundwave : :..Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes..:
Soundwave : :..And violently jerk their head until it snaps..:
Breakdown : ...That took an unexpected turn.
Knockout : So did their neck.

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Knockout , grinning: Before you were what?
Soundwave : :..Before I was-..:
Knockout : What?
Soundwave : :..Before I was inter-..:
Knockout : Before you were interrupted?
Soundwave : :..Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-..:
Knockout : What?
Soundwave : *makes frustrated sound*
Breakdown , nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

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elo

:)

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