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Ratchet : Smokescreen annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what they have planned for the mission tomorrow.

Optimus : But there is no mission tomorrow.

Ratchet : But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

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Arcee: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Bulkhead: It's kind of complicated, but Smokescreen -

Arcee: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Bulkhead: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?

Ratchet: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.

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Ratchet: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE??!

Bumblebee: ..:I don't know I think I am bi:..

Ratchet, desperately as Bumblebee bleeds out: YOUR ENERGON TYPE!!!  

Bumblebee: ..:oh! B positive:.. 

Ratchet: STOP TRYING TO CHEER ME UP AND TELL ME YOUR ENEGON TYPE!!

Bumblebee: 

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Ratchet: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.

Bulkhead: You know that's called a coma, right?

Ratchet:

Ratchet: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

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Bumblebee: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Arcee: Which one? I can't do both.

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Smokescreen: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.

Bumblebee: ..:Oh, that was all real:..

Smokescreen: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!

Bumblebee: ..:If I'm gonna be sacrificed, I'm gonna do it right:..

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Bulkhead: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Bulkhead: *turns around and helps Smokescreen through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Smokescreen .

Smokescreen : Okay.

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