Ratchet : Smokescreen annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what they have planned for the mission tomorrow.
Optimus : But there is no mission tomorrow.
Ratchet : But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.
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Arcee: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Bulkhead: It's kind of complicated, but Smokescreen -
Arcee: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Bulkhead: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?
Ratchet: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.
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Ratchet: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE??!
Bumblebee: ..:I don't know I think I am bi:..
Ratchet, desperately as Bumblebee bleeds out: YOUR ENERGON TYPE!!!
Bumblebee: ..:oh! B positive:..
Ratchet: STOP TRYING TO CHEER ME UP AND TELL ME YOUR ENEGON TYPE!!
Bumblebee:
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Ratchet: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Bulkhead: You know that's called a coma, right?
Ratchet:
Ratchet: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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Bumblebee: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Arcee: Which one? I can't do both.
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Smokescreen: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Bumblebee: ..:Oh, that was all real:..
Smokescreen: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Bumblebee: ..:If I'm gonna be sacrificed, I'm gonna do it right:..
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Bulkhead: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Bulkhead: *turns around and helps Smokescreen through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Smokescreen .
Smokescreen : Okay.
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FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)