Bumblebee: War is heck!
Bumblebee: *gets neck crushed*
Bumblebee: ..:war is still heck:..
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Murderer: Any last words?
Smokescreen: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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Ratchet: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Ratchet: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Ratchet: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.
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Smokescreen: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Smokescreen: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Smokescreen: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
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Smokescreen: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Smokescreen: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Smokescreen: Rules were made to be broken.
Ratchet: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Bumblebee: ..:Uh, piñatas:..
Arcee: Glow sticks.
Bulkhead: Karate boards.
Optimus : Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Smokescreen: Rules.
Ratchet:
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Smokescreen, to the Squad: I'd die for you.
Arcee: Then perish.
Ratchet : You will.
Bumblebee: Please don't.
Bulkhead: Cool.
Optimus : I'd die for you first.
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Ratchet : Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Optimus , watching Arcee screaming, Bumblebee trying to set a sleeping Smokescreen on fire, and Bulkhead choking on air: I don't know either.
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Bulkhead: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Bulkhead: *sees Ratchet shoving Smokescreen into the washing machine while Bumblebee records and Arcee watches*
Bulkhead: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
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Ratchet : So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Arcee: ....
Bulkhead: .....
Optimus : ......
Bumblebee: ..Who?
Ratchet : That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Bumblebee*
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Ratchet: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful siblings...
Arcee: I really care about your feelings!
Bulkhad : I really care about YOUR feelings!
Ratchet, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster twins...
Bumblebee: ..:YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!:..
Smokescreen: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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Bulkhead: Did you bring Optimus ?
Arcee , gesturing to Smokescreen: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Bulkhead: Arcee? The next best thing would be Bumblebee.
Smokescreen: I would be offended, but Bumblebee is freakishly strong.
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Arcee: Bulkhead is late again.
Ratchet : How did this happen? I called them at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Smokescreen: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Bumblebee: ..:I set their clock to say PM when it's really AM:..
Arcee: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Bulkhead bursts through the door*
Bulkhead: WHAT TIME IS IT?
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Bumblebee: ..:I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell:..
Bulkhead, Arcee, and Smokescreen: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Bumblebee: *tapping fingers on table*
Smokescreen: *taps fingers back furiously*
Optimus : ...What's going on?
Bulkhead: Morse code. They're talking.
Bumblebee: - .... .. ... / .. ... / .-- .... -.-- / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / -. --- - / .- / .--. .-. .. -- .
Smokescreen: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
