hi
in my eyes Smokescreen and Bumblebee are like brother.........and now you will to (hopefully)
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Smokescreen : Bumblebee... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Bumblebee: ..:Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned:..
Smokescreen :
Smokescreen : I wrote sanitize, Bumblebee.oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bumblebee: ..:Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward:..
Smokescreen : Hell ya!oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Smokescreen : Bumblebee, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Bumblebee: ..:Ratchet just said I should avoid—:..
Smokescreen : Being a wuss? I agree.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Smokescreen : Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Bumblebee: ..:Heck:..
Smokescreen : You're on thin fucking ice.
Smokescreen : Oh no-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*Smokescreen and Bumblebee playing minecraft*
Smokescreen : Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Bumblebee: .:What's wrong?:..
Smokescreen : I did a thing.
Bumblebee: ..:You regret the thing you dID-:..
Smokescreen : *screams*
Bumblebee: ..:What the fuck did you do-:.. *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* ..:Damn it-:..
Smokescreen : *screams again*ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Smokescreen , throwing their head into Bumblebee's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Bumblebee, lovingly stroking their helm: ..:You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are:..ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Smokescreen : How the hell are you still alive?
Bumblebee: ..:Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are:..oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bumblebee: ..:When do you usually go to sleep?:..
Smokescreen : Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Smokescreen , trying to comfort Bumblebee: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Smokescreen , very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Bumblebee: *half asleep* Smokescreen , this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Smokescreen : Good morning!
Bumblebee: ..:Is it? Is it really?:..ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Smokescreen : This was almost a great idea.
Bumblebee: ..:You just described 90% of our stuff:..ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bumblebee: ..:Smokescreen , I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!:..
Smokescreen : Rebuke? Is that a word?
Bumblebee: ...:You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!:..
Smokescreen : What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bumblebee: ..:Help! I'm drowning!:..
Smokescreen : Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!
Bumblebee: ..:NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!:..oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Smokescreen : Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Ratchet : What the fuck?
Bumblebee: ..:They're having an idea:..ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ratchet : The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Smokescreen : This unmitigated poppycock?
Bumblebee: ..:Extravagant hogwash!:..
Ratchet : Okay, stop.oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wow
two things in one day :)
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)