inspirational people

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Ratchet: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Optimus: Is that a picture of you?

Ratchet: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Ratchet: Bulkhead has no idea I'm high.

Bulkhead: You're high?

Ratchet: Oh, I'm sorry.

Ratchet, leaning over to Bumblebee: Bulkhead has no idea I'm high.

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Smokescreen: I told Bumblebee to grab snacks for everyone.

Ratchet, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Smokescreen, Bumblebee, and Bulkhead raise their hands*

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Bumblebee: ..:Onion rings are vegetable donuts:..

Smokescreen: Sure...

Bumblebee: ..:Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed:..

Smokescreen: Okay?

Bumblebee: ..:Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake:..

Smokescreen:

Bumblebee: ..:Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-:..

Smokescreen: Jesus, that one is a little-

Arcee, interested: No, no, Bumblebee, keep going.

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Bulkhead: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?

Arcee, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

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