Bumblebee: ..:Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?:..
Smokescreen: Damn, if people did that to each other, Ratchet would've killed me years ago.
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Optimus: I'm sad.
Bumblebee: ..:Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das:..
Bumblebee: ..:And das not good:..
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Smokescreen: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!
Arcee: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.
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Ratchet: Do you need help getting up?
Bumblebee: ..:Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor:..
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Ratchet, confused and exasperated: Smokescreen, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Smokescreen: Politely
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Bumblebee: ..:A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it:..
Bumblebee: ..:And I started thinking:..
Bumblebee: ..:Like, it was just trying to get food:..
Bumblebee: ..:What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?:..
Arcee: Are you ok?
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Ratchet: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Optimus: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Ratchet: No!
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Smokescreen: Hey besties-
Ratchet: Die.
Smokescreen: What did I do to you-
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Smokescreen: Can we go to a haunted house?
Arcee: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Smokescreen: Wh-what?
Arcee: Goodnight, Smokescreen.
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Smokescreen: That's the longest worm I've ever seen.
Optimus: That's a snake.
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Smokescreen: I hope they've calmed down...
Ratchet: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.
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Smokescreen: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!
Bumblebee: ..:Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!:..
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Smokescreen: I'm proud to say I've come over my fear of ghosts!
Bumblebee: ..:Eyy, that's the spirit!:..
Smokescreen: *gasps* whErE???!!!??
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Smokescreen: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Optimus and Ratchet's convo?
Arcee: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Bumblebee: ..:I'm in the washing machine:..
Bulkhead: I'm in the closet.
Arcee: We accept you Bulkhead. <3
Bulkhead: No I'm literally in the closet.
Arcee: Love is love. <3
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Bumblebee and Smokescreen: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
Ratchet:
Arcee, exasperatedly: We have a guest.
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Bulkhead: Where is Smokescreen?
Optimus: I'll do you one better, who is Smokescreen??
Bumblebee: ..:Here's a better question, why is Smokescreen?:..
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>:D
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
