Arcee: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Ratchet: Those are Pokemon cards.
Arcee: You got a magikarp.
Ratchet: ...
Arcee: It means 'fuck you'.
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Optimus prime: There's no way they like me back.
Bulkhead: Ratchet would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Optimus prime: Ratchet would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Bumblebee: ..:When I was a kid, Smokescreen told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year:..
Bulkhead: They are!
Bumblebee: ..:FOR REAL?:..
Bulkhead: No! Why did you fall for it again?
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Arcee: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Bumblebee & Smokescreen:
Bumblebee: ..:Was it Smokescreen?:..
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Kidnapper: We have your child
Arcee: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Arcee: Oh god, you have Bumblebee
ooOoooOoooOOoOOOOoooOOOOOoo
Smokescreen, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast.
Ratchet: You're kinda ugly.
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:P
hi school is starting
it sucs
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
