Bulkhead : Bumblebee! I thought you were dead!
Bumblebee: ..:No, just in deep cover:..
Bulkhead : ...But it was an open casket.
Bumblebee: ..:It was very deep:..
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Smokescreen: Damn, the power went out.
Bumblebee: ..:Don't worry, I got this:..
Bumblebee: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Smokescreen: What-?
Bumblebee: ..:I swallowed a glow stick!:..
Smokescreen, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Smokescreen: Watcha got there..?
Bumblebee: *petting a predacon* ..:A smoothie:..
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Smokescreen: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.
Smokescreen: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Bumblebee: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
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Optimus : Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Bulkhead : How can you still say that?
Optimus : Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Ratchet : WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Bumblebee: ..:It was me:...
Ratchet : ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Smokescreen : How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Bumblebee: ..:Smokescreen , it's four o'clock in the morning:..
Smokescreen : So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Smokescreen: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Ratchet : Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.
Smokescreen: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
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Arcee: Who hurt you?
Bumblebee: *snorting* ..:What, do you want a list?:..
Arcee: ...Yes, actually.
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Smokescreen: Hopefully Ratchet has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Ratchet : Oh, shut up and die Smokescreen.
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Smokescreen: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Ratchet : Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Smokescreen: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!
Ratchet : You take that back!!!
Smokescreen: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.
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Ratchet : Are they stupid?
Arcee: Yes, but they prefer to be called Smokescreen.
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Smokescreen: Define "dream".
Ratchet : Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
Bumblebee: .:That's too dark!:..
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Smokescreen: Hey, Ratchet . Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ratchet : To get to the other side?
Smokescreen: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Ratchet : Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Smokescreen: To get to the idiot's house.
Ratchet : ...Ok?
Bumblebee: ..:Hey, Ratchet . Knock knock:..
Ratchet : No.
Bumblebee: ..:You were supposed to say "who's there?":..
Ratchet : Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
Bumblebee: ..:The chicken:..
Ratchet :
Bumblebee:
Smokescreen:
Ratchet : Listen here you little shits-
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Smokescreen: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Ratchet : Bumblebee is 70 percent of your impulse control and you know this Bumblebee.
Bumblebee : ..:I feel like Smokescreen is the more responsible one of us two though:..
Smokescreen: We are both 70 percent of each others' impulse control.
Bumblebee : ..:Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other's hands so the other doesn't fall off:..
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Smokescreen, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Smokescreen: Wait. I the fuck used this pan...
Bumblebee: ..:It was you the fuck:..
Smokescreen: It was I the fuck...
Ratchet: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Bumblebee : ..:They the fuck:..
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Smokescreen: Last night I found out Bumblebee is a sleep talker.
Arcee: Oh, really?
Smokescreen : "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
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Optimus : Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Bumblebee's birthday invitations.
Arcee: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Optimus : "Bumblebee's birthday".
Arcee: So, what do they say instead?
Optimus : "Bumblebee's bi".
Arcee:
Arcee: Works out either way.
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FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
