Ratchet: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
OOoOOOOooOoooOOO
Smokescreen: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
OoooOooOooooOOOoOoooooo
Bumblebee, explaining why they are not allowed to cook: ..:I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down:..
OOoooooOoOooOoooOOOOo
Ultra magnus : If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
oooooOOOoOoooooOOOooo
Ratchet: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed
OoOOooooOOOOOOooo
Bulkhead, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.
OOoooOoOooOOOOOOO
Bumblebee, opening a Capri Sun: ..:Guess I'll drink my sorrows away:..
OOoooooOOOooOoOOOo
Smokescreen: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Ultra magnus is walking in this room.
Bumblebee: *wheeze*
OOOOOooOOOOoOOo
Bumblebee: ..:Hello friends!:..
The Squad:
Bumblebee: ..:You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling:..
OOOoooooOoOOooOOOoOOoOO
Ratchet: I don't dab. I stab.
oOOOoooOOOooooOOOo
Arcee: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.
Arcee: And if you don't well then fuck you.
Arcee: I'm looking at you, Ratchet, you jealous mop.
OooooOOOOoOoOOOOOoOOO
Bumblebee, watching power lines fall down: ..:Optimus,Ratchet! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!:..
OOOoooOOOOOooooOOOoOOOOoOO
Arcee: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Arcee: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Arcee: Orange.
ooOoooOOoooooOOoooOOoOOoooO
Starscream, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
ooOooooOoOOooooOOOOOOOooooOO
Knockout on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Knockout on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
oooOoooOooOOooOOOOoooOoooooOoOOoOo
Megatron: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I'm really drunk right now.
oooOooOooOoooooOOoOOOOoooOoooOOOOOOOO
Ratchet : All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
Ratchet : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
oooOoOOooOOOooOOoOoooOOOoOOoOOOOO
Arcee: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.
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that's all for now
ps. thank you that one person who is reading this :D
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
