Incorrect TFP Quotes

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cyberverse Bumblebee: Hello, I'm Bumblebee. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.

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Bulkhead: Optimus isn't answering my messages.
Bumblebee: ..:Allow me:..
Bulkhead: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Optimus: *replying to message* Hello.

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Bulkhead: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Smokescreen: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Bulkhead:
Bulkhead: *sobs*
Ratchet: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

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Smokescreen: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Bumblebee, grenade in hand: ..:Alright, but is it explosion-proof?:..

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Optimus: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Ratchet: I only like dark humor.
Optimus, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Ratchet:
Optimus: An IMPASTA!

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Optimus: *running towards Arcee with open arms*
Arcee: *moves out of the way*
Optimus: Hey, why'd you move?!
Arcee: I thought you were going to attack me.
Optimus: I was going to hug you!
Arcee: Why would you hug me?
Optimus: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Ratchet: What are you doing here?
Smokescreen: I could ask you the same question.
Ratchet: I live here. This is my house.
Smokescreen: I should probably ask you a different question.

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Smokescreen: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Bulkhead: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Smokescreen: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

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Optimus: I can't imagine what Ratchet is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Arcee: What are you drinking?
Ratchet: Vodka.
Arcee: Straight?
Ratchet: No, gay. Why?

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Optimus: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Smokescreen: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Optimus:
Optimus: What?
Smokescreen: I need to feed my Neopets!

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Arcee: What the fuck.
Arcee: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Arcee: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Arcee: I have a bad feeling about this...
Smokescreen: What do you mean?
Arcee: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Smokescreen: No?
Bumblebee: ..:That actually explains so much:..

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 Bumblebee: ..:At least i'll die doing what I love most!:..                    Smokescreen: And what is that?                                                                      Bumblebee: ..:Dying:..                                       

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Smokescreen: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Arcee: You know that's called a coma, right?
Smokescreen:
Smokescreen: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

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>:D