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Smokescreen: Would you take a bullet for me?
Bumblebee: ..:yes?:..
*Arcee angrily burst into the room*
Smokescreen: *running away* Great, thanks!
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Bumblebee: ..:Why would anyone want to harm Smokescreen?:..
Ratchet : Maybe because they met them?
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Smokescreen: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Ratchet way.
Bumblebee: ..:Isn't that the wrong way?:..
Smokescreen: Yes, but it's faster.
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Arcee: We're kind of missing something guys.
Bulkhead: Cohesion?
Ratchet: Teamwork?
Smokescreen: A general sense of what we're doing?
Optimus: And Bumblebee is not here.
Bulkhead: Oh, and that, yeah.
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Bumblebee: ..:Between Ratchet, Bulkhead, Smokescreen, and Optimus -- if you had to -- who would you punch?:..
Arcee: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Bumblebee: ..:Smokescreen?:..
Arcee: Yeah, but I don't know why.
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Optimus Prime: How would you like your coffee?
Bumblebee: ..:As dark and as bitter as my soul:..
Optimus Prime, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
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Smokescreen: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Ratchet: That's 200%.
Smokescreen: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
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Ratchet, tending to Bumblebee's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Bumblebee: ..:Zero stars. Would NOT recommend:..
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Optimus Prime : What do you have?
Bumblebee: ..:A KNIFE!:..
Optimus Prime : NO!
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Bulkhead: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Optimus: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Bulkhead: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.
Smokescreen, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Arcee: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Ratchet: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...
Bumblebee: *sips coffee* ..:According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-:..
Smokescreen: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.
Optimus: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Bulkhead: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.
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Bumblebee: ..:If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier:..
Bumblebee: ..:Violently practices:..
Optimus: Violently studies.
Smokescreen: Violently sleeps.
Ratchet: Violently shoots pictures.
Bulkhead: Violently boxes.
Arcee: Violently murders people.
Smokescreen: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Smokescreen: What can I do now that I am 17?
Arcee: Do illegal drugs.
Bulkhead: Make fun of sixteen year olds.
Bumblebee: ..:Cry:..
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