s h i p i n g (i still don't know what i am doing)

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KnockOut : Bumblebee is playing hard to get.
KnockOut : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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KnockOut : Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Breakdown : If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Arcee: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Cliffjumper: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Arcee: ...
Arcee: You mean ring bearER, right?
Cliffjumper: ...
Arcee: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Arcee: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Cliffjumper: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Arcee: But you're always acting stupid?
Cliffjumper: ...
Cliffjumper: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Megatron: Did you take out Bumblebee as I requested?
Knockout: Bumblebee has been taken out, yes.
Megatron: You have my grat-
Knockout: It was a great restaurant.
Knockout: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Knockout: Bumblebee proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.

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Ratchet: I love you.
Optimus: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Ratchet and Optimus kiss passionately*
Arcee, to Smokescreen: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Smokescreen: Why are your tongues purple?
Optimus: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Ratchet: I had a red one.
Smokescreen: oh.
Smokescreen:
Smokescreen: OH.
Bumblebee:
Bumblebee: ..:You drank eachothers slushies?:..

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Bumblebee: ..:What are you getting Optimus for the holidays?:...
Ratchet: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Smokescreen: I'm getting Optimus a divorce lawyer.

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i still don't know what i am doing with these robots 

i still don't know what i am doing with these robots 

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