Smokescreen:*summoning the demons* HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BIG MAC WHOPPER-
Bumblebee:..:FOOTLONG SUB WITH CHEES AND BUTTER-:..
Ratchet: What the fuck what the fuck-
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Bumblebee: ..:Ratchet, please calm down:..
Ratchet: I asked for two large fries!
Ratchet: *dumps fries onto table*
Ratchet: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
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Ratchet, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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Bumblebee: ..:I would do anything for money:..
*later*
Bumblebee, covered in blood: ..:THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!:..
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Cop: You ran a red light.
Arcee: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Arcee: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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Ratchet: The 'how the fucks' and 'why are you so dumbs' don't matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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Smokescreen: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate.
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Smokescreen: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Arcee: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Smokescreen: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Arcee: You forgot pride.
Smokescreen: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
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:D
good morning
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
أدب الهواةTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
