Arcee: When I was your age-
Bulkhead, mocking Arcee: When I was your height.
Arcee:
Arcee: Listen here you little shit-
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Bumblebee: ..:So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Smokescreen and not do the thing:..
Bumblebee: ..:Well there's a clear right answer here:..
Bumblebee: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Smokescreen: Ratchet , I screwed up, big time.
Ratchet : Smokescreen, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Bumblebee: ..:Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Bulkhead?:..
Bulkhead: Oh just six, I don't think I could eat eight.
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Ratchet : I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Bumblebee: ..:Weight loss? Drink water:..
Smokescreen: Clear skin? Drink water.
Arcee: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Bulkhead: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Smokescreen: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Bulkhead: One of them punched a gang member.
Smokescreen: Ratchet?
Bulkhead: Bumblebee , actually.
Smokescreen: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
Arcee: Why would Bumblebee punch someone?
Smokescreen: Someone called them small.
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Bumblebee: ..:We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute:..
Bulkhead: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Arcee: FLOOR IT!!
Bumblebee: ..:How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?:..
Bulkhead: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Bumblebee: ..:I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!:..
Smokescreen: DO IT!
Bulkhead: NO-
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Bulkhead: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Smokescreen: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Bumblebee: ..:A realist sees a freight train:..
Ratchet : The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Smokescreen: What makes you all smile?
Bumblebee: ..:Friends and Family:..
Bulkhead:Snacks.
Arcee: Victory and success.
Ratchet : Face muscles.
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Smokescreen: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Arcee: Schrödinger's boys.
Ratchet: FUCK!
Bulkhead: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Bumblebee: ...:As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do:...
Bumblebee: ..:All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison:..
Smokescreen: ...
Ratchet : ...
Bulkhead: ...
Arcee: ...
Bumblebee: ..:Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town:..
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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Bulkhead: Would never stab anyone.
Smokescreen: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Ratchet: Would stab as a warning. Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Arcee: Would stab without warning.
Bumblebee: Would stab as a warning.
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Smokescreen: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Bumblebee: ..:What's wrong with you??:..
Smokescreen: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Arcee: No, they mean other than that.
Smokescreen: Ohhhhhh.
Smokescreen: I haven't slept in 4 days.
Bumblebee: *knocks Smokescreen unconscious* ..:S L E E P!!:..
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Smokescreen: Bumblebee, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Bumblebee: ..:Ratchet , Smokescreen wants you to get out of the house:..
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
