here is some stuff for you decepticon loving people ;D
Starscream: It's funny how well you and Megatron get along. Didn't they hate you at first?
Soundwave: :..Megatron hates everybody at first. It's their way of reaching out to people..:
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Knockout: Breakdown and I got married!!
Soundwave: :..Don't share your personal problems with everyone..:
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Megatron: Don't go to the kitchen.
Soundwave: :..Why?..:
Megatron: I saw a spider.
Soundwave: :..Well, did you kill it?..:
Megatron: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair..
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Starscream: What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.
Megatron: Fucking Knockout and Breakdown were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Knockout: Megatron, we're hungry!
Breakdown: Megatron! What's for dinner?
Starscream: We're hungry, Megatron!
Megatron, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Starscream: Megatron is taking credit for Breakdown's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like?
Soundwave: :..You?..:
Starscream: No, I meant... You know Breakdown. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they're also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Megatron is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that's called?
Soundwave: :..A Starscream?..:
Starscream: ...Yeah, but I'm the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!
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Starscream, Knockout & Megatron: *screaming*
Soundwave: *runs into the room* :..What's wrong, Megatron?!..:
Starscream: Wait, why are you asking Megatron that when Knockout and I are also here?
Soundwave: :..Because Megatron wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance..:
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Megatron: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Starscream: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Starscream: I baked you a pie!
Knockout: Really?! What flavor?
Starscream: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!
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Soundwave: :..Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad..:
Knockout: That's deep.
Breakdown: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Knockout: That's deeper.
Megatron: ...You guys are idiots.
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Breakdown: *tapping fingers on table*
Knockout: *taps fingers back furiously*
Soundwave: ...What's going on?
Megatron: Morse code. They're talking.
Breakdown: -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Knockout: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!
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Incorrect TFP Quotes
FanfictionTFP incorrect quotes that come to me I may also have some one shots.........maybe Also none of the memes are mine (i got them from gogle, INCLUDING the cover)
