"Hey, 'Mione!" Y/n calls for her girlfriend from across the hall.
"Yeah?" Hermione asks as she snaps her head to Y/n's direction.
"My love for you is like Hogwarts drama," Y/n starts.
"Why?" Hermione scrunches her brows and tilts her head in confusion.
"It never ends." Y/n replies as she walks away without another word.
"Dork." Hermione mutters under her breath with a silly smile on her face.
Moments later....
At the Great Hall
"Hey Y/n!" Ronald greets the y/h/c haired girl.
"Hey, Ron!" Y/n greets back with a kind smile.
"So umm... How'd you do it?" Ron scratches the back of his neck as he averts his eyes.
"Do what?"
"You know. That pick-up lines you give Hermione. It seems to make her feel good." Ronald rambles as his cheeks become pink.
"Oh that. Well, if you're planning on doing it to Lavender you should be cheesey with it. You know, make it kinda corny too." Y/n advices making Ronald smile in thanks.
Later, at Ronald's Dorm
"Hey, Lav."
"Huh?"
"My love for you is like armpit hair." Ronald starts making Lavender look at him crazy.
"Ronald what the fu-" she gets cut off by Ron.
"When I shave it, it grows back."
And that's how he got a hand print on his face the next day.....