I was roaming around the castle looking for Hermione but with no luck I didn't find her. I was about to give up and head back to my dorm but that's when I spotted her in the common room with her friends. Okay, here we go.
"Hey guys!" I greeted them while I sat on one of the couches.
"Hey, y/n!" They all replied in unison.
"Hey Mione! Are you are star?"
"Ugh, here we go again." Ginny said while nudging Mione by her shoulder. The boys all looked at me waiting for my pickup line.
"Cuz your foreheads shinin' "
The group of friends broke out in laughter while Hermione covered her face with her book as she groaned in annoyance. Oops wrong one.
"Hey, take it easy y/n!" Ginny scolded me.
"Hey Mione. Are you professor Flitwick?" I asked
"Why, cuz she's small?" George said as the group laughed louder.
"Cuz your charms are working on me."
"Oh shut it y/n!" Hermione said as she huffs while I giggle at her.
"Real smooth y/n. Real smooth." Fred complemented as he pats my back. This time Ginny joins in laughter while the bushy haired girl blushes lightly.
"Anyways, have you guys heard?" I started
"About what?" Ron asked curiously.
"The sorting hat has spoken..."
"What did it say?" Harry asked as he leaned closer to hear me.
"That I belong in Hermione's house." I said with a smirk.
At this point everyone in the room is wheezing out of laughter. Even the students that were eavesdropping heard it and now laughing their lungs out. Hermione stood up from her seat and ran up to her room. She walked out on me again. And I'm pretty sure she left flustered.
God I love annoying her.
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Hermione Granger One Shots and Shorts
FanfictionJust little scenarios in my head. They get longer, I promise... Smut maybe? Only if someone requests it! Hermione x fem!reader (Requests are open!)
