The Other Sock
I was single for a long time
Harry:
I thought you still are?Like, I was
Ginny:
What do you mean, was?But then
I met the love of my lifeShe's my girlfriend
Ronald:
No she isn't!She just doesn't know it yet
But she is my girlfriendFred:
That makes no senseMost girls are either cute
Luna:
Aww thank you! 😊Or hot
Ginny:
I- 😳You get ONE not BOTH
But then out of nowhere
When God was mixing in his little mixing bowl
He took and hot and took cute
Then put them IN THE MIXING BOWL!It's a dangerous combo
When someone can pull of being cute AND hot!I want to squeeze her cheek
Hermione:
♥️Draco:
Which cheek?Harry:
DRACO!But I also want her to choke me or punch me in the face
Hermione:
No, I don't think I'd do that.Cause she's so hot
It's a lot
THIS 👏 DOESN'T 👏 MAKE👏 SENSE 👏Ronald:
Erm- I think it does.She's so gentle
Hermione:
Of course, princess.Yet she's also MOMMY
Hermione:
Yes, baby?I'M SHOOK!!
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Hermione Granger One Shots and Shorts
FanfictionJust little scenarios in my head. They get longer, I promise... Smut maybe? Only if someone requests it! Hermione x fem!reader (Requests are open!)