*Sees Ron trip and fall to his face
Y/n: Hermione, Hermione! Look!
Hermione: What is it?
Y/n: That's exactly how I fell for you
Hermione: Oh shove off! *Blushes
Ron: Erm guys- I'm still on the floor, I'm hurt. hello?
Y/n: Shut the f-
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Hermione: Why would you stab him!?
Y/n: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said
Hermione: What did he say?
Y/n: He said 'What are you gonna do, stab me?'
Hermione: Fair enough.
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Hermione is y/n's crush and decides to make a move on her.
Y/n: Hi there!
Hermione: Oh, hey!
Y/n: My name's Y/n Y/l/n. I just wanted to make a proposition.
Hermione: Hermione Granger. And, what is it you wanted to propose?
Y/n: Well you see, I'm selling sd cards. And I was wondering if you wanted to make memories together?
*A moment of silence from the tomato looking Gryffindor
Harry and Ron: OoooOOoOoOoooOoooo
Hermione: I would love to!
Y/n: Three broomsticks?
Hermione: That'd be great.
Y/n: See you at 8!
(Albus: WooHoo! Minerva, you owe me my chocolate frogs!)
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Y/n: Mione.
Hermione: Yes, baby?
Y/n: Can we go eat at McDonalds?
Hermione: If you can spell McDonalds we will go.
Y/n: Wha- Fine then, let's go to KFC instead!
Hermione: Yo-, you clever cookie!
Y/n: You love this clever cookie
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Hermione: Nice to meet you! I'm Hermione Granger!
Y/n: Y/n, Y/n Y/l/n.
Hermione: I've never seen you before. Are you a tr-
Y/n: Hold on, sorry. Are you mixed?
Hermione: What do you mean?
Y/n: Cause you're half fine and half mine.
*Hermione barfs out butterflies while looking like a tomato
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Hermione Granger One Shots and Shorts
FanfictionJust little scenarios in my head. They get longer, I promise... Smut maybe? Only if someone requests it! Hermione x fem!reader (Requests are open!)
