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Just little scenarios in my head. They get longer, I promise... Smut maybe? Only if someone requests it! Hermione x fem!reader (Requests are open!)

Broke

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by Gwynn__

by Gwynn__

Hermione:
Erm- guys, I think my laptop broke my girlfriend.

Ron:
Haha!

Harry:
Did you mean your girlfriend broke your laptop?

Hermione:
Nope

Y/n:
How are bananas berries but strawberries not berries!!

Harry:
Oh-

Y/n:
Did you know that when you forget me you don't remember me?!

Harry:
Oh, she's definitely broken

Ron:
But she's got a point-

Y/n:
Did you know that a human eyeball is more tasty than any other part of your body?!

*A moment of silence

Harry:
H- how would you know that?!

Hermione:
Okay that's enough, I'm bringing you back to the store.

Sorry for the short chap 😣