Haven't done one of these in quite some time aoodjsdjdkr
There's something fun about these shorts that honestly I love but sometimes don't have a lot of motivation for akdkdkdkdm
Anyway! Here I go!
In this version it's Y/N chaos!!!
So please remember
Mea Vita = Adam's s/o
Flower/Beekeeper = 2B's s/o
Sweetheart = 9S's s/o
Bear Cub = Eve's s/o (and the one who starts this chaos I swearisjdjdndmdn)
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Several users have left the chat
Y/N is online
Y/N: Awww now that the new people left it's actually quiet in the chat now
Queen Bee is online
Nines is online
Adam is online
Eve is online
Eve: I thought you liked peace and quiet?
Y/N: well yeah but it's too quiet
Queen Bee: then what do you suggest we do?
Y/N: 😈
Queen Bee: I retract my precious statement
Nines: that can't be good
Y/N: -^- don't tell me you're scared of lil ol' me
Eve: .....<3
Adam: nooo thank you.
Y/N: pleasseeee? It'll be fun and you'll like it promise!!
Eve:...you're not even gonna tell me? I'm hurt bear cub 🥺
Y/N: noooooo no no no don't worry it's fine doesn't involve you I mean sort of not really???
Adam: I'm not dealing with this today-
Adam has left the chat
Y/N is now chat admin
Y/N has added several users to the chat
Y/N has changed their name to Bear Cub
Queen Bee: huh?
Y/N: oh honeybee! I'm so glad to see you!
Queen Bee: ...wait...Flower????
Y/N: of course silly!
Nines: so we now have several users with the same name this isn't confusing at all-!
Y/N: it's alright darling we'll figure it out!
Nines: I have an idea!
Nines has been granted username changing permissions
Nines has changed Y/N's name to Beekeeper
Nines has changed Y/N's name to Sweetheart
Nines has changed Y/N's name to Mea Vita
Nines: okay that should be everything!
Beekeeper: not that I don't mind the nickname but most of them are pet names used and 2B hasn't used beekeeper for me yet so-
Nines: oh thats because there was someone here named flower! And I'm not sure if they'll be added back at some point.
Sweetheart: such a smartie...ily <3
Nines: <3
Mea Vita: awww how cute but where'd Adam go?
Bear Cub: copied city, take a left as soon as you walk in and take about 19 steps forward he's sulking on a balcony.
Eve: my only question is why
Bear Cub: maybe this wasn't what he thought would happen when he helped me find a way to create group chats
Eve: maybe ?
Bear Cub: well good luck in any case
Mea Vita: thanks!
Mea Vita is offline
Mea Vita is online
Adam has joined the chat
Bear Cub has locked the chat
Adam: why am I still here? Just to suffer?
Mea Vita: calm down hamlet you're fine
Bear Cub: beautiful
Eve: noooooooooo
Nines: the more I chat with the machine brothers the more I question reality
Queen Bee: I'm sure it's fine.
Beekeeepeer: just don't go breaking reality now! ^^
Eve: ♡'･ᴗ･'♡
Bear Cub: awww
Bear Cub: ily ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
Adam: ಠ_ಠ
Eve: wait so why did all those people join this chat???
Bear Cub: I dunno
Nines: YOU ADDED THEMALDODKDKDMX
Nines has been temporarily muted
Sweetheart: I sense an incoming midlife crisis lemme take care of that
Beekeeper: aight dismissed
Bear Cub: wow you guys get along really well-
Mea Vita: yeah sorry last time you wanted to hang out I ended up upside down in a tree!
Bear Cub: sorryyy... (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')
Mea Vita: Hmph.
Adam: I seee...
Sweetheart: uh-
Beekeeper: I think I see it
Nines has been unmuted
Nines: huh???
Queen Bee: naturally
Eve: whaaa ?
Beekeeper: The two of them have to interact with Adam all the time
Sweetheart: isn't he convinced that humanity is based on conflict?
Adam: I'm literally right here aoodjdkd
Mea Vita: shhh let them talk
Bear Cub: I mean that's not wrong
Sweetheart: yeaaaaaaaaaah
Nines: huh?? Why?? Are you. Are you joking?????
Beekeeper: humanity has fought wars with emus. Emus. And lost.
Nines: what.
Eve: are.
Adam: these emus you speak of?
Mea Vita:
Eve: it looks harmless!
Beekeeper: someone get this boy a history book or something
Mea Vita: alright
Adam: I have more questions than I do answers
Beekeeper: cause that's the way it is!
Sweetheart: ooh that's the way it is
Bear Cub: when life is emptyyyyyyy
Mea Vita: with no tomorrow
Sweetheart: and loneliness starts to call
Bear Cub: baby don't worry, forget your sorrow
Mea Vita: cause loves gonna conquer it alllllll
Bear Cub: cause loves gonna conquer it alllllll
Sweetheart: cause loves gonna conquer it alllllll
Beekeeper: cause loves gonna conquer it alllllll
Nines: aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll
Eve: what
Adam: this chat is really not giving any answers
Eve: we went from emu wars to a concert??
Bear Cub: the best turn of events.
Nines: love that song
Queen Bee: you'll have to show me.
Nines: of course!!!
Queen Bee: I was talking to y/n
Beekeeper: gladly!
Nines: how did you know???
Beekeeper: just a feeling
Bear Cub: I can't ever use that excuse Adam calls me out too much (ง'̀-'́)ง
Adam: well yes because you try and use it as an excuse for the most ridiculous things.
Mea Vita: oooooooo
Bear Cub: oh hush it's not like he does that to you as well
Mea Vita: only once
Adam: what even is happening
Eve: I have popcorn!!
Bear Cub: 😈
Bear Cub has unlocked the chat
Bear Cub has added two users to the chat
Bear Cub has locked the chat
Nines: what?? Who did you add?
A2: ugh this again? Seriously?
A2: I'm gonna kill you all.
Y/N: wait two of them are YorHa so.
A2:...fine
Y/N: (•̀ᴗ•́)و
A2: why do I bother
Adam: nope I'm done
Adam: too much for one day
Adam is offline