*Y/n being messy at Ron's House
Ron: My house my rules!
Y/n: My knife your life.
Ron: . . . . . 😳
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*Y/n and Mione cuddling in bed
Y/n: Mione?
Hermione: Yes luv?
Y/n: Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c?
Hermione: I don't know
Y/n: Because you can't c in the dark
*sighs
Hermione: Go to sleep Y/n.
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Hermione:
What do we say when we get the urge to throw ourselves off of the astronomy tower?
Y/n:😁
Yeet!
Hermione: 😧
NO!!