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Author's Sincere Note

Dear Beloved Readers,

Okay so how do I start...*le ponders*

I like cookies.

My friend likes cookies too.

And I won't be updating sometimes during the weekends.

I've lots of doodle-poos going on.

But that doesn't stop me from eating cookies.

And baby food.

...wait wha-

Anyways...I might just complete this book or update in a loooong time.

I sincerely apologize.

Don't come shooting my face with a gun.

I love my face so much.

But you may send a vampire.

(S)he'll babysit me.

I'll be a gooood gooooood kid.

But I don't want a boring vampire.

I want an awesome vampire.

The kind that would buy me a pizza.

Extra large.

If you don't have a vampire friend...send a werewolf.

Or a fairy.

Flying Mint Bunny is even better.

Sincerely, your lovely (or not) author,
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