hetalia : country x reader

Deep In The Water - Scotland

Reader's POV

I checked my watch and let out a sigh.1714. "It's been three hours, Allistor. Give it up,"

"Nope," he dead-panned, not breaking his gaze away from the large, deep freshwater loch using a pair of grey binoculars. Okay, fine. I shrugged, saying "Well then I'm going back. I'm so rumbly in my tumbly. Get it? Eh?" I wiggled my not-very-thick-eyebrows-like-him at Allistor.

He lowered his binoculars, rolling his eyes. "That show's too old, lassie,"

Ouch. How could he. Winnie the Pooh is supercalifragilisti- whatever that is!

"You hurt me. Winnie the Pooh is awesome, you 'ass in a butt'!"

"Okay," he said, back to his oh so dearest binoculars. I wanna crush that thing so bad. No wait...I wanna eat it so bad. I'm so hungry I could eat a donkey. But not that donkey from Shrek. Mr. Donkey is nice. Or maybe eating a Loch Ness Monster (Allistor is currently finding) could be good. But it's too big. I'll end up getting eaten up by it instead.

Is there even a Loch Ness Monster here?

I asked that to Allistor once and he almost cried.

I said I was sorry. But he locked himself in a room.

And I had to sing 'The Amazing World Of Gumball' songs to cheer him up.

His brothers were hysteric. It looked embarrassing. But...

I don't care.

It's awesome.

Alright now back to the present, I was about to head back home until he shouted. "I saw it, lassie! There it is!" he pointed, making me ran back to him. I admit sometimes I do wanna see a real Loch Ness Monster. As I made it back to him, I almost want to drown myself.

"Allistor,"

"Aye?"

"That's a piece of driftwood,"

".....oh,"

(short...bUT I HAD TO I'M SORRY)