hetalia : country x reader

Skunk Ape - America

"How are we suddenly lost? This is unfair," you grunted, searching for the others with the American. You and Alfred unexpectedly split up with Arthur, Francis, Yao and Ivan in the forest while searching for the hominid cryptic, known as the skunk ape. You held your torchlight, trying to see through the pitch-black forest.

"We can still search for it. I bet Artie and Francis would piss in their pants if he spotted the skunk ape," he chuckled. "I'm also wondering how Yao and Ivan are doing though. I bet they'll beat that ape-like creature in a second,"

"Agree," you nodded. "My legs are tired. Can we sto-"

"O.M.G. look, _____! It's a cave! Let's totally go in there!" he dashed in the forest, his annoying laugh echoed in the dark cave as he went inside. You gave an exasperated sigh, following the obnoxious American.

"Hey, Alfred? Where are you? Oh damnit," your torchlight went off. "I can't see a thing in here," you grunted as you called the American. "Alfred?! C'mon, dude, this isn't funny!"

You heard a sound of a pebble being tossed deep inside the cave. "_____!" Alfred hollered. you suddenly spotted his figure as he sprinted towards you, grabbing your hand, making you run with the man too. "What's going on?!"

"Bats! Lots of bats!" he yelled. Soon, the sound was deafening with hundreds of bats' wings flapping with innumerable screeches.

And what did he do?

He screamed like a sissy girl.

He finally made it out with you, the bats flying out of the dark creepy cave. He laid himself against a tree, then shuddered. "_____?"

"Yea, what?"

"I-Is there...something b-behind me?" he stuttered, turning around slowly. You backed away from Alfred, noticing a rather giant water bug behind his back. "J-Just stay there," you said, deeply terrified of insects.

"C-Come on, _____. Stop joking around," he gave a nervous chuckle.

"Giant...water bug,"

"W-Wha-"

"THERE'S A GIANT WATER BUG BEHIND YOU," you ran away, screaming. He chased you, tears brimming in his eyes.

"GET RID OF IT FOR ME,"

"TO SHEETLAND WITH YOU,"

. . . .

It took you and Alfred half hour to get rid of the bug and after all the ruckus, the both of you sat under a tree, waiting for the others to find you two. "We're never gonna survive here," he shivered in fear, hugging you close to him like the dork he is. "I wonder how the others are dealing with all this,"

"Yeah, I agree," your wide-eyes scanned the forest around you. "Sometimes I wish the Australian is here. He knows how to handle scheiße,"

"..._____," Alfred mumbled your name.

"What now, Alfred?"

"Th-That," he slowly raise his hand, pointing at a figure in front of you. "S-Skunk ape..." without a second to waste, you ran away from it at full speed, screaming with the American.

"_____! ...I JUST WANNA TELL YOU...THAT YOU'RE...THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER...AND I LOVE YOU,"

"THAT'S SWEET BUT NOW'S NOT THE TIME!"

The figure Alfred pointed to a minute ago sighed. "He ran away. Next time, we should just tie them up, da?"

"Aiyah, aru...you walked so fast," Yao caught up with the Russian, who was smiling at him.

"извиние (translation : sorry. Correct me if I'm wrong. I used Google Translate <_>)

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Short Bonus Scene

A large ape-like creature, commonly known as the 'skunk ape' stood between the bushes, it's eyes piercing into the Britishman's green orbs. "Wow, frog, it looks just like you,"

"And it smells like you, mon ami," Francis replied.