Charli and Dixie D'Amelio Oneshots ✓

Stuck #2 (Dixie D'Amelio)

My teachers keep kicking me out of the Zoom meetings on purpose

Dixie's View

"We gotta talk." I say.

"Hmm?" Y/n asks.

"I'm not from here." I say.

"You're from Cornville." She says.

"What?" I ask.

"The country above United Saint Adams." She says.

"Canada." I say.

"What's that?" She asks.

"I'm not the Dixie you know. I live in the Milky Way. I'm a virgin." I say.

"Who just sucked my—" She asks.

"Watch your profanity." I say.

"You literally just sucked—" She says.

"No!" I say.

She sighs and rolls her eyes.

"You just pleased me an hour ago." She says.

"I need to do whatever I can to make you shut up. I'm super uncomfortable when you walk around in your boxers." I say.

"Why do keep sucking my—" She asks.

"Y/n!" I say.

"Why do you keep doing it?!" She says.

"Everyday at 3:00 PM, you tell me to come in the room. I come in the room and you're just chilling with a condom on." I say.

"You keep doing it at 3:00." She says.

"ANYWAY!" I say.

"I'm no longer doing that and I'm going back to America." I say.

"Who's gonna suck my—" She asks.

"Prostitution is legal here you should get a random girl to do that for you. I'm not your personal whore." I say.

"So why do you keep—" She asks.

"Say that one more time and I smack the satan out of you." I say.

I feel something vibrating in my neck and I touch it.

"Did you put a tracking device on me?" I ask.

"No." She says.

Oh yeah. Y/n and I were so fucking drunk we got tracking devices in our necks on accident.

"Dixie." Y/n says.

"Shut up." I say.

"I didn't say anything." Y/n says.

"Dixie." Y/n says.

I kneel her in the crotch and she falls.

"What the fuck?" Y/n asks.

"What's going on?" Y/n says.

"Hey, Y/n. Oh shit." I say.

"Sorry." I say laughing.

"When the storm comes, you need to go outside and have a conductor." Y/n says.

"Fuck no, baby. That's gonna kill me." I say.

"Trust me." She says.

"Alright, bet." I say.

The vibrating stops and I help Y/n up.