Charli and Dixie D'Amelio Oneshots ✓

Nightmare (Dixie D'Amelio)

Dixie's View

"What is she staring at?" Avani asks.

"Y/n, her crush." Charli says.

"She's perfect and—" I say.

"Straight." Addison says.

"That. That right there." I say.

"She's not talking about what you just said." Charli says.

"She's imagining her and Y/n having sex. Y/n is the biggest virgin alive. She doesn't even think about having sex." Avani says taking Charli's fries.

"Stop." Charli says.

"Drama queen." Avani says.

"I have to do an assignment with her on female reproduction." I say.

"I wanna take sex ed." Charli says.

"I can teach you all about that when you're ready." Avani says.

Charli blushes and Avani kisses her.

"Doesn't Y/n have a boyfriend?" Addison asks.

"Y/n has been single all her life. Until she goes out on a date with me." I say.

"Yeah, okie." Avani says.

"What's your favorite thing about Y/n?" Charli asks.

"Her eyes and her smile." I say.

"Eyes are eyes and a smile is a smile." Charli says.

"So you lie to me?" Avani asks.

"Uhh." Charli says.

"I love being single." Addison says.

"She's looking at you." Avani says.

I look up and see Y/n biting her lip.

"She's coming." Avani says taking more of Charli's fries.

"Keep that up and we're breaking up." Charli says.

Y/n walks past us and go talks to Kendall.

"Ugh." I say putting my head on the table.

They laugh and I look up.

"Kendall is her now her step-sister." Avani says.

"Y/n's dad and Kendall's mom just got married a week ago." Addison says.

"Thank god." I say.

"Y/n can't even date girls, it's against her religion." Charli says.

"Y/n doesn't have a religion. She goes to church and stuff because she's forced to." I say.

"Are you stalking her?" Addison asks.

"Maybe. Maybe not." I say.

"She totally is." Avani says.

"Yep." Addison and Charli say.

Time Skip

"I don't want to talk about that." I say.

"Why not?" Y/n asks.

"The only eggs I want to know about is boiled eggs." I say.

Y/n laughs and I smile.

"I don't even understand this heterosexual bullshit. Like I don't give a fuck about putting the pickle in the jar. That's stupid and it sounds painful. So, what the fuck?" I say.

"You're making fun of me." She says.

"How?" I ask.

"I'm what you call a hetero." She says.