Charli and Dixie D'Amelio Oneshots ✓

10/10 (Dixie D'Amelio)

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dixiedamelio I hate being single 😄

imgriffinjohnson You could date me again 🍆 🍑
-dixiedamelio Nah, I'm good 🏃‍♀️💨🧍‍♂️
--imgriffinjohnson You're missing out.
---larrayxo Bitch, quit lying we all seen what you had in middle school 🥖

larrayxo I remember when I was single
-dixiedamelio 😔
--larrayxo I love you though
---dixiedamelio 💛

charlidamelio Join the club
-dixiedamelio Join the crackheads that are single? Nope
--charlidamelio 😔

shakeshack We love you Dixie!
-dixiedamelio 💛 I'm going to Shake Shack. Y'all want anything?
---addisonrae Vanilla shake
----avanigregg Chocolate for the win!

heididamelio Welcome to the club
-dixiedamelio What the fuck
--marcdamelio News to me
---charlidamelio *sips Dunkin quietly*

I was bored so I went on a walk. Charli said that she hated nature even though she took pictures in nature.

I don't know what to do with that girl.

"Hey." Someone says.

"I don't have any money." I say.

I turn around and no one was there.

"Look down." They say.

I look down and see a frog.

"Where are you?" I ask.

"Pick the frog up." They say.

I kneel and pick on the frog.

"I'M THE FROG!" They say.

"That's cool as fuck." I say.

I stand up and they make a noise.

"I'm Dixie. What's your name, stranger?" I say.

"I'm a frog for Christ's sake. We don't have names." They say.

"Are you a boy or a girl?" I ask.

"I'm a woman, woman." They say.

"Your name is Y/n." I say walking back home.

"That sounds fishy." Y/n says.

"Yea, I know." I say.

She bites me and I look at her.

"Did you just bite me?" I ask.

"Yuh." She says.