[ So like
Ukes who would beat the shit out of their semes are great-
Anyways, this is the "We go purrr" group chat aka the Nekoma group chat ]
cat.lady.next.door : Haiba Lev, where are you babe? :)
Yama.moto.moto : why is Lev hiding in the storage room under the mattresses?
cat.lady.next.door : so you were hiding there you fucking w i m p :)))))
cant.ma.with.ur.shit : Yaku-san looks like an Asian mom as he carries a rubber sandal to throw at Lev later
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : Kenma why do you smile only when Lev suffers?
cant.ma.with.ur.shit : that limp dick's tears are my life fuel
Kai.is.tired.help : so anyways, what did the lamp post do this time?
fuku.sho : he called Yaku-san short for like 5 times today AND kept eating the salad in his fridge since last week.
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : haha *oni senpai goes brr and Lev goes 💀
[ *'Oni senpai' (Japanese) means 'demon upperclassmen'. It's a nickname made by Kuroo. ]
shibayuuuu : attention all volleyball hoes, please evacuate the gymnasium immediately... unless you wanna hear mommy Yaku beating the crap out of a screaming Lev Haiba.
cant.ma.with.ur.shit : can I stay and listen?
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : Kenma no.
cant.ma.with.ur.shit : tch fine.
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I present to you... no caption today bc school says "don't forget abt homework u procrastinating bitch"
But then again, I'm procrastinating a l o t
Remember kids, always pretend to be a holy kid at school by not cursing, shaming, or talking shit abt others 😌
Complain and curse to yourself, it works a lot! Especially when you're worried if you'd accidentally upset your friend by complaining and cursing to them 😉
Ah shit I'm venting
hashashashashajsasaksja
so like
have a good day
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Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts
Fanfictionwhat happens when you put a bunch of gay volleyball nerds in one group chat? chaos and also accidental sexting also suffering proceed this book with caution and low expectations the (shitty) cover is made by me - Warning : explicit content, language...
