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KenHina but Hinata's a neko 👀

[ Thanks for the request my dude @Makki_030

This ain't a chatting one

Now I'm starting to ship Hinata with e v e r y o n e.

Is this healthy? Do I have a kink for cinnamon roll bottom boys????

*sweats in multi shipping*

I ship Hinata with lots of characters... Except Nishinoya, shipping the both of them feels like shipping two shotas-

*clears throat*

Anywaysss

Kenma n Shoyo are taking a walk in Tokyo.

Warning : lime! Aka hints of smut.

When there's cat boys, there's bound to be smut scenes-

But I suck at writing smut sooo lime it is!

Enjoy. ]

Kenma holding Shoyo's hand while walking to street food stalls : "Do you wanna buy anything, Shoyo?"

Shoyo glancing at a shady looking stall with bottles of potions and black magic stuff : "Holy cow! Can we buy stuff from that shady stall?? The items look so cool!"

Kenma : "Shoyo, that stuff looks like it can poison you-"

Shoyo pulling him along to the stall : "It'll be fine! Suga-san once said that shady stuff from scam markets won't harm you at all!"

Kenma : "Sugawara-san sure is scary..."

Stall owner : "Welcome youngsters! Would you like to buy a few potions?~"

Shoyo : "Oh oh! What does the bottle with a cat symbol do?

Stall owner : "Ahaha, it doesn't do anything I think. I'm replacing my brother who's the original owner at the moment. And even though he told me that these potions are real, I'm 100% sure they aren't."

Shoyo : "Well that's a bummer.. Oh well, can I have one of that cat bottle?"

Stall owner : "Sure, it's probably just grape juice anyways, so I'll give you a half price discount"

Kenma : "Ah, thank you," *hands the stall owner the money*

Stall owner : "Thanks a lot, have a great day!"

Shoyo happily taking the bottle : "You too sir! Thanks Kenma~"

Kenma : "No problem Shoyo.."

- time skip, at Kenma's place -

Kenma walking out into his bedroom : "Shoyo, wanna play Minecraft togethe-"

Shoyo, who was laughing his ass off at a cat meme on his phone while drinking the 'potion' they got from earlier was suddenly gone.

Kenma : "S- Shoyo?"

He suddenly hears a soft meowing voice under the sheets.

Kenma getting his hopes up that Shoyo turns into a cute lil fluffy cat bc his gamer instincts have played too many neko girls games : "Shoyo???"

[ lemme just give y'all a pic of what neko Shoyo would look like-]

Kenma squealing internally : "Holy shit, that potion actually worked? Looks like I didn't waste those twenty dollars."

Neko Shoyo : *intense meowing*

Kenma getting uwued by his adorableness as he practically rushed to the bed and held him in his his arms : "It's okay babe, I'm sure it'll wear off soon....~"

Neko Shoyo thinking to himself while frowning : ("Don't sound happy you dummy!")

Kenma : "Your frowning face is also adorable, you fur is so fluffy, your paws are so fucking small, I just wanna hug and kiss you and eat you up-"

Neko Shoyo : *flustered but horrified as fuck*

Kenma : "I was just joking, there's no way I have a kink for neko boys-"

Shoyo : *suddenly transforms into a human again.... but with cat ears and a tail-*

Kenma, shookt : ".... Okay maybe I do have that kink now-"

Shoyo hissing : "Kenmaa! It's embarrassing! And I'm practically naked, let go of meee!"

Kenma not giving a fuck while playing with his cat ears : "But Shoyo, my parents aren't home today...~"

Shoyo whimpering : "That guy at the stall was lying! This definitely had an affect!"

Kenma smiling lightly as he held him closer : "A very great effect indeed...~

Shoyo : "I really wanna get mad at you but..."

Kenma pushing down the bed : "Leave regrets for later, let's experiment with these ears and tail for a bit, shall we?"

Shoyo blushing deeply and looking away : "W- well... you did buy the potion because of me so.. d- do anything you'd like.."

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha

Lime lime lime lime lime lime sMUT-

*crying in puberty*

Ah shit-

So uh

Yeah it's a bit rushed, sorry-

The next chapter will be @duckduckkill's request! Specifically MatsuHana

School really be makin me go screEeEEEeeEeEE

Being a diligent student is harder than I thought.... it's like.. a tornado-

So uh... do any of you watch Dr Stone? I kiiiiiinda wanna make a crack book of it-

Aaaand I ship Senku x Gen a lot. I'm attracted to Senku's ultra big brain energy.... *simp noises*