[ The general group chat, almost everyone from every team is in the group chat. Excluding the coaches. ]
My-ass-isnt-flat : guuyss let's play a game!
Iwa-can't : fuck off shittykawa
My-ass-isnt-flat : it's called "alternative answers only"
Iwa-can't : bitch stop ignoring my texts
My-ass-isnt-flat : so basically, if I send a picture of an object, you have to say a word/sentence that matches the object but isn't the name if the object
Shoyooo : Oikawa-san I don't understand-
My-ass-isnt-flat : for example = if I send a picture of a car, you can't say "car", you have to say another word that's similar to "car" or something that relates to the picture
Your.local.milkman : I think I understand?
Owlingo : hoot hoot let's goo!!!
Iwa-can't : I am this 👌close to breaking up with you, trash
My-ass-isnt-flat : no you're not you damn tsundere ^w^
My-ass-isnt-flat : anyways, game start!
My-ass-isnt-flat :
Shoyooo : Tsukishima!Saltysaurus : I am somehow offended
The.cat.lady.next.door : Lev
Everyday.is.leg.day : ;w;
•Makki• : that white haired guy from Dateko
•Mattsun• : go go let's go, let's go Dateko
Owlingo : a stick with a light bulb
My-ass-isnt-flat :
Iwa-can't : your ass
•Makki• : Oikawa
•Mattsun• : our team captain
My-ass-isnt-flat : I hAtE yOu gUYs-
Owlingo : ummm.. White
Sugar_mommy : creak
Sangwoo.Miya : every horror movie ever
The.Normal.Miya : "here's Jonny"
My-ass-isnt-flat :
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : family friendly cum
Animal-crossing-hoe : I've seen this ice cream in every ecchi anime
Sugar_mommy : lick lick
Your.local.milkman : processed milk
My-ass-isnt-flat :
Owlingo : yellow fruit
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : organic dildos
Sugar_mommy : deep throat material
Wash.your.stinky.hands : I am deeply disgusted by those answers
Sangwoo.Miya : you're disgusted at everything
Wash.your.stinky.hands : especially you
Sangwoo.Miya : >:"O
The.Normal.Miya : same here
Sangwoo.Miya : >>>:"""OO
My-ass-isnt-flat :
Your.local.milkman : hinata
Shoyooo : O//-//O
Kunimimimi : that baby in Teletubies
$$$nake : ah that's hot, that's h o t
I.don't.farm.weed : the star at the center of the Solar System. It is a nearly perfect sphere of hot plasma with internal convective motion that generates a magnetic field via a dynamo process
My-ass-isnt-flat : fuck of farmer boy 🖕
I.don't.farm.weed : none of this would happen if you had come to Shiratorizawa
Chicken.Tendous : Wakatoshi-kun, you're acting like a bitch again!
I.don't.farm.weed : my sincere apologies, Tendou
My-ass-isnt-flat : apologize to me, not him!
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That's the sound of my screams
Djdjdsjskksowmsks
I love to be cursed
*inhales oxygen*
Hoot
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