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KuroKen x TsukiYama (a request) but yams n kenma r besties 😳

[ Thank you @skye_rie for the request! I enjoyed writing your previous Teru x Daishou request 👌

This ain't a chatting one agaiin

The four of them are shopping sskkdkskw

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Kenma walking next to Yams : "Hey Tadashi, what kinda clothes do you wear?"

Yama blushing slightly : "W- well I do wear Tsukki's clothes a lot.."

Tsukki : *chokes on octo dumplings while he walks behind them*

Kuroo walking beside Tsukki : "Damn I didn't know you had a boyfriend's shirt kink~"

Tsukki : "It's not a kink.."

Yama : "Y- yeah! I mean, Tsukki's clothes just fit me alot soo-"

Kenma doing a sassy hair flip and walking faster : "Good. Your boyfriend apparently only wears plain clothes. Let me show you how real fashionistas dress."

Yama catching up to him : "Kenma-san wait!"

Tsukki : "..... did he just call me a 'plain bitch'?"

Kuroo : "You'll get used to it."

Tsukki : "Sorry but I'm not a rooster haired bitch who's immune to sass and verbal abuse"

Kuroo : "You do realize that you're describing your own personality right?"

Tsukki : "You do realize that you're pissing me off-"

Kuroo pulling out his phone : "Oh won't you look at that, Kenma texted me and asked the both of us to carry their bags."

Tsukki : "It hasn't even been 5 minutes yet... how the fuck do they already have bags-"

Kuroo dragging Tsukki to Yams and Kenma's current location : "Less talking, more walking."

Kenma carrying 5 bags of H&M clothes and shoving 3 of them to Kuroo : "Carry these, peasant"

Kuroo : "Call me babe, not peasant ;-;"

Kenma : "Yeah yeah, thanks babe"

Yama carrying 10 bags : "Sorry Tsukki, Kenma-san gave me all of these"

Tsukki grabbing 5 of his bags : "Why didn't you tell me these were heavy?"

Yama : "It's not that heavy, but thanks for helping babe"

Tsukki blushing slightly : "Don't mention it.."

Tsukki : "And where does Kozume-san get all these money from?"

Kenma : "YouTube."

Kuroo : "He has a gaming channel"

Yama : "You have a channel? That's amazing!"

Kenma : "It's not that popular though, I only make a few bucks."

Yama : "But it's still awesome! What games do you usually play?"

Kenma : "Well... I play underrated games and sometimes popular ones..."

Yama and Kenma : *talks about games and stuff, leaving their poor boyfriends behind*

Tsukki : "... This is the first time Yamaguchi has ever left me for another guy"

Kuroo : "... This is the first time Kenma carries his own stuff"

Tsukki glancing at Kuroo : "You poor fucker"

Kuroo looking back at Tsukki : "Your extremely healthy relationship with Tadashi scares me"

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Here's a headcanon : Tsukki and Yams' relationship is extremely healthy and wholesome

Meanwhile Kenma and Kuroo's relationship is like master and slave.

Torturing semes is my kink.

AnyWays

The next chapter will be @WholesomeYaoi's request aka KageHina

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