what happens when you put a bunch of gay volleyball nerds in one group chat?
chaos
and also accidental sexting
also suffering
proceed this book with caution and low expectations
the (shitty) cover is made by me
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Warning : explicit content, language...
Oikawa is being retarded as always and vlogging this
Bullying Oikawa is fun. Is this some sort of kink?
But then again, I'd let Saekonee-sama step on me ^q^
It either get your ass whooped or whop someone's ass.
Anyways, EnJOy- ]
- a guide by the most handsomest man you'll ever meet (lies) -
Oikawa turning around to face the camera and winking : "Hello you sexy motherfuckers~" *walks to the camera wearing 10 inch heels*
Oikawa : "Welcome back to my chan-" *trips and falls*
Oikawa in the verge of tears : "fU- I mean, here's an example of what I'll be teaching y'all today!"
Oikawa : "Don't you ever just feel tired in embarrassing yourself because of something so trivial?"
Oikawa : "Well I don't! So today I'll show you how to be confident in yourself!~"
Iwaizumi slamming the door open and wearing only a towel wrapped around his hips : "Oy Shitooru, the hot water isn't working-"
Oikawa looking at Iwa's naked bod because who the fuck could resist those abs?? : ".... I may have fell down because of my 10 inch heels, but I think my other 10 inches just rose up-"
Iwaizumi : ".... You want me to cut your inches?
Oikawa : "Step on my inches daddy-"
Iwaizumi : "Gross, I'm gonna call Ushiwaka. Step on him instead"
Oikawa : "Ew no. That bitch doesn't even moan when I whipped him."
Iwaizumi : "You whipped him?"
Oikawa sweating nervously : "Oop- I meant hit him-"
Iwaizumi : "That's it. No bondage play for a month. I'm confiscating our toys."
Oikawa being a whiny bitcc : "B- bAbE-"
Iwaizumi : "Now hurry up and fix the hot water. I wanna bathe."
Oikawa : "Can I join you- aha just kidding please don't kill me-"
Iwaizumi : ".....I'll let you join if you promise me that you'll never whip anyone except me again...." *blush*
Oikawa crying his ass off and smiling like an idiot : "iWA-cHaAAAaaAN I lOvE yOu~ ^q^"
Iwaizumi blushing wildly : "I hate you, Shitooru. Now hurry up."
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Aha shower sex go "splish splash, tapping that ass"
*clears throat*
Divorced, beheaded, died-
WELCOME TO THE SHOW, TO THE HISTOREMIX-
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Thanks y'all 💕
But I'm 100% it's no. 1 because of how often I update the chapters and respond to comments. Oh well-
Love y'all lots, as always
Thanks for sticking with my horny and cursed self since day 1 💕🤧😭
