Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

shame? the fuck is that-

[ the "Karasuyes" group chat aka Karasuno's group chat ]

Sugar_mommy : good evening everyone~

Saltysaurus : Suga-san, we're all inside the gymnasium together

Saltysaurus : why are you texting us???

Sugar_mommy : to fill in the group chat of course!

Saltysaurus : right..

YamaGUCCI : excuse me Suga-san, I have a question

Sugar_mommy : what is it Yama?

YamaGUCCI : how do you look so young and lively?

Sugar_mommy : well, I get my dose of vitamin D everyday~

JesusChristWhy : does that mean I'll look less like an uncle if I consume vitamin D everyday-

Saltysaurus : vitamin D is vital for maintaining healthy bones, not to look younger

YamaGUCCI : Suga-san why are u smirking at Daichi?

YamaGUCCI : Daichi-san's face is beat red too

Dadchi : God dammit Suga-

Tangerine : I don't understand

Kagayama : neither do I...

Rolling☆Thunder : OWNSOSBSOSKHI

Rolling☆Thunder : I'M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

Rolling☆Thunder : HOLY SHIT SUGA I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE DIRTY

Bald☆Bitch : SUGA HOLY SHIET

Bald☆Bitch : IM WHEEZIN

Bald☆Bitch : SOMEONE HELP ISJSOSJSKSNS

Saltysaurus : *visible disgust*

Ukai.Jr : ....

Ukai.Jr : I shouldn't have become a coach here

TakedA.SenseI : didn't you remember the day I went on all fours and begged, Keshin~?

Ukai.Jr : wHEre Is YOur sHAmE???

TakedA.SenseI : WHat Is a sHAmE???

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These jokes are so dry

Should I hate myself or laugh at myself for this-

Aha

Oop