Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

KageHina & KuroKen because I also ship KenHina

[ Finally, a normal texting chapter.

bUT, this is an AU I guess.

Basically everyone doesn't really mind if they have threesome and foursomes or if their lover's kiss someone else.

So yeah, the "love" part of their relationships is only a bit.

Also, everyone's hornyTM

This is probably in the general chat

Warning : very mature content

Sorry for not updating in the past 3 days, I was busy... playing gAmES- and learning piano-

I also have no ideas

Enjoy- ]

Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : Kenma where u at

GaymerBoi : fuck off, I'm hanging out with my new boyfriend

Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : Hinata ain't your bf, I am 😣😔

Lactose.Tolerant : back off gaymer, Hinata's mine

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GaymerBoi : oh sorry for leaving you on read for the past 10 minutes

GaymerBoi : Shoyo just passed out on my shoulder. Good night bitches, I'm sleeping with him on my couch tonight ✌

Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : oh hell no I'm comin to your house rn

Lactose.Tolerant : send me his address

Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : I sent it to you pm

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Sugar_mommy : *sips tea*

Kunimimimi : that's my job

Sugar_mommy : ana oop- sorry 🤭

Sugar_mommy : *sips milk*

Ratatouille : I wonder if they're gonna end up having a foursome

Sugar_mommy : *chokes on milk*

Chicken.Tendous : kinky

Area69 : you noobs

Area69 : @Iwa-cant @Makking.Milkshakes @Mattsunisstinkyuhoh

Area69 : tell em boys 💅

Makking.Milkshakes : foursome? Kinks? Isn't that what we did at the sleepover at your house last week?

Mattsun.is.stinky.uh.oh : oh yeah I remember, you even brought your vibrator there

Makking.Milkshakes : Iwa's a good kisser though 👀💦👅

Area69 : I wanted to kiss Iwa-chan too 😨😔

Iwa-can't : bitch you kissed my ass plenty of times before

Area69 : indeed I did uwu

Saltlysaurus : you kinky bastards

Saltlysaurus : have vanilla sex for once

Chicken.Tendous : knowing how much I can mess with Wakatoshi's thicc bod?

Chicken.Tendous : h e l l  n o

Ushiwaka : are you referring to when you tied me up and whipped me with some sort of leather stick?

Semi.sane : bruh you just exposed yourself

Ushiwaka : exposed myself?

Chicken.Tendous : Wakatoshi only exposes himself for me 💦❤

Kunimimimi : y'all nasty

Turnip.head : you too

Kunimimimi : um no

Turnip.head : your moans yesterday were so loud, the neighbours thought I was the one getting fucked

ShigeYaha : hah, exposed

Turnip.head : hah, virgin

ShigeYaha : we single bitches don't waste sperm ✊

Shiraboohoo : that quote is cursed

Shiraboohoo : how do I unsee?

Bald☆Bitch : ctrl+z

E.no.shit.a : that's undo you dumbfuck

Wash.your.stinky.hands : drink bleach

Holy.water.tears : drown yourself in holy water 🙏

Shiraboohoo : that's the most holiest way someone has ever threatened me

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Psst, I have spoilers for the upcoming chapter

Scroll down to see it ;)

*Rick rolls you*

♪We're no strangers to love♪

♪You know the rules♪

♪And so do I ;)♪

Just say no homo right after we sleep next to each others Minecraft bed 😳

Aha jk

I have no idea about what the next chapter would be about

Heck, I don't even know when I have the urge to make it

Aha fuck