[ The "My ass is his now" group chat ]
Sugar_mommy : who has a feet fetish here?
Can'tma.with.ur.shit : Suga-san it's still 12 PM, let me have lunch in peace
the.cat.lady.next.door : I'm choking on my spit
the.cat.lady.next.door : what the actual fuck Suga
Sugar_mommy : like,
Sugar_mommy : everytime I look at my toes, the weirder they look
Sugar_mommy : so how in the world can someone have a fetish for sucking toes?
Iwa-can't : rather than toe-talking, can I please eat lunch in peace without thinking of weird shit-
Sugar_mommy : you guys are no fun! This is a serious topic y'know????
Tangerine : feet are gross!
Tangerine : Why are you talking about them???
Can'tma.with.ur.shit : finally, a normal response
Sugar_mommy : oh sorry Hinata, I was just curious ^ ^||
YamaGUCCI : wait wait wait
YamaGUCCI : guys
YamaGUCCI : I feel like there's a certain pattern that keeps repeating in every group chat
YamaGUCCI : first, it'll start with someone saying something extremely out of context
YamaGUCCI : mostly it's about a sex joke
YamaGUCCI : second, someone will be like "wtf"
YamaGUCCI : third, they'll discus about the topic
YamaGUCCI : and finally, someone will bring up something entirely different
YamaGUCCI : or they'll end the conversation with a half assed joke
Tangerine : wow Yams, how'd you figure it out???!
Akaashootme : you can clearly see it if you read all the chapters in this book
Everyone : *looks at the gremlin lookin author sitting in a spread eagle position on her bed in the middle of the night while cackling like a hyena on crack*
Author-san.is.a.hoe : ...
Author-san.is.a.hoe : *nervous chuckle of lacking creativity and too much dry humor*
Author-san.is.a.hoe : forgive me my dear readers
Author-san.is.a.hoe : my lack of humor is as low as my IQ
Author-san.is.a.hoe : creativity? Who is that? Never heard of that bitch before OvO
Author-san.is.a.hoe : and I oof
Author-san.is.a.hoe : I broke the 4th wall
Author-san.is.a.hoe : *squints*
Author-san.is.a.hoe : oh well
Author-san.is.a.hoe : see you next chapter!
Author-san.is.a.hoe : I love y'all
Author-san.is.a.hoe : yes homo 😳
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Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts
Fanfictionwhat happens when you put a bunch of gay volleyball nerds in one group chat? chaos and also accidental sexting also suffering proceed this book with caution and low expectations the (shitty) cover is made by me - Warning : explicit content, language...
