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TsukiHina (a request) but also bc they're cute together ngl

[ Thank you @LeviisMINE_123 for the request!

I honestly didn't really ship these two, but considering how adorable these two could be when they're together, I wanted to give this ship a shot!

Buuuuut this will be an AU. It is not included in the original plot.

Aaaannd this ain't a chatting one skdskskdsk

They're at Tsukishima's house, in his room 👀

aha don't worry, this is fluff

enj o yyy ]

Hinata sitting and leaning his back on Tsukki's chest : "Oy Tsukki, how come you don't have any fantasy books?"

Tsukki reading a book : "Well I do have a few Harry Potter books. They're gifts from my brother."

Hinata : "Do you really just buy dinosaur books and studying books? Boorriiing"

Tsukki : "Unlike you who only buys 'Math for dummies', I buy legitimate books for intellectuals"

Hinata scoffing : "I'm not a dummy, Kageyama is!"

Tsukki kissing the top of his head : "You both are, but I like you better."

Hinata blushing like mad and looking away : "Well at least you admit that.."

Hinata : "By the way... do you have uuh... r- romance novels?"

Tsukki : "If you're trying to say 'porn mags' then no, I don't have them."

Hinata : "N- no! Not that! Not even I have them!"

Tsukki : "Hmm figures. The only thing in your head is volleyball."

Hinata saying in a whisper : "And plus, I don't need porn, I just think of you..."

Tsukki smirking to himself, pretending not to hear him : "What did you say?"

Hinata : "N- nothing!"

Tsukki : "Anyways, I have a few romance novels that I also got from my brother. Unfortunately he has bad taste."

Hinata : "Really? What did he give you?"

Tsukki : "Something called 'My Possessive Billionaire' or sometimes like that. It was a horrible book."

Hinata : "A billionaire?! That so cool! Can I read it??"

Tsukki : "If you wanna cringe then sure, it's on the 2nd shelf."

Hinata pouting : "You make it sound like it's really bad!"

Tsukki setting his book down and hugging Hinata before pulling him down to the sheets : "Because it is, now let me sleep."

Hinata : "Stop hugging me! I'm not a pillow!"

Tsukki : "Fuck it... If Akiteru asks why we're hugging, tell him that 'girls suck. A human tangerine is better'"

Hinata blushing as he slowly melts into his embrace : "Fine... Good night..."

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Hmhmhmhmhmh

Now I'm starting to ship Hinata with everyone

Everyone is Shoyosexual. Even me 😔

Sorry for the slow updates-

Yes I consider updating every 3-4 days slow, I used to upload once a day 👁👄👁💧

Let's see.... I ship....

Kageyama x Hinata
Kenma x Hinata
Atsumu x Hinata
Oikawa x Hinata
Aone x Hinata
Akaashi X Hinata
Tsukishima x Hinata

Ah fuck, it's like an all you can eat buffet.