Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

lmao Kageyama got hacked

To.bio.Sum.milk : WHO THE FUCK HACKED MY ACCOUNT AND RENAMED IT????!!

To.bio.Sum.milk : I'LL MOTHERFUCKIN SUE YOU

Rolling☆Thunder : SKSKSJSSUOSBWKW LMAO

Bald☆Bitch : IT SUITS YOU BETTER LOL

To.bio.Sum.milk : yOU-

Saltysaurus : I was expecting it to be "your.local.milkman", but this is honestly better

To.bio.Sum.milk : SHUT UP YOU LAMPPOST

YamaGUCCI : >:O don't call Tsukki that!

Saltysaurus : wow are you THAT jealous of my height to the point where you drink milk everyday to get taller??

To.bio.Sum.milk : HAA?? I DRINK MILK BECAUSE I LIKE IT YOU FRENCH FRY

Tangerine : so you DIDN'T get tall because of milk???

Tangerine : all of my money spent on milk... wasted!

To.bio.Sum.milk : SHUT UP YOU HORSE FACED DONKEY

Tangerine : AT LEAST CHOOSE ONE, DONKEY OR HORSE FACED??

Ukai.Jr: KIDS SHUT THE FUCK UPPP

Ukai.Jr: TOMORROW'S MONDAY AND IT'S ALREADY 1 AM

Saltysaurus : then why are you still awake, dad?

Ukai.Jr: I turn on my notification for this group chat just in case someone's staying up late, son

Saltysaurus :  ok boomer

Ukai.Jr: go to sleep, angsty teen

Saltysaurus : ugh fine

Ukai.Jr: you kids better sleep right now, it's not healthy to stay up late everyday

To.bio.Sum.milk : okay but who hacked my account?

Tangerine : not meee

Ukai.Jr : we'll find out tomorrow okay? Go to sleep

TakedA.SenseI : as expected from Keishin, a responsible parent!

Ukai.Jr : go to sleep sensei

Ukai.Jr : stop stalking every schools volleyball team's twitter account just to find an opportunity of a practice match participation

TakedA.SenseI : dammit-

•~Meanwhile, in another group chat~•

Oikawaii : omg guys I'm soo smart that is scares me!

Oikawaii : like like

Oikawaii : I could literally get a job at a IT related company or become a professional hacker

Oikawaii : omggg

Oikawaii : I could hack into the radar system thingy in space to find out if aliens actually exist or not!

Oikawaii : guysssss don't just read my messagessss

Oikawaii : praise me!

Apparently.im.a.turnip : what's Oikawa-san bragging about?

Iwa-can't : he hacked into Kageyama's account just to change his profile name

Shinji.waaaaaa : Oikawa-san why

Oikawaii : that sounds lameeee

Oikawaii : At least exaggerate it a bit!

Oikawaii : I did it bc that lil shit pisses me off 🙄

Iwa-can't : he did it because he's jealous of Kageyama's talent

Oikawaii : oh shush, we all know that!

Kunimimimi : bitch I hacked into Karasuno's twitter account just because I was bored

Oikawaii : ...

Oikawaii : I'm so glad my teammates are as smart as me!

Oikawaii : looks like my genes are really showing in my children~

MakkiTa : he's avoiding the subject isn't he?

Iwa-can't : don't even question it, he's trash

Oikawaii : if I'm a piece of trash, then that means we fuck in the dumpster every.single.night.

Iwa-can't : wtf shut up you pig

Kunimimimi : disgustang

Kunimimimi : is there a 'disapproval' emoji?

MakkiTa : 🙄😒😑🤮☠️ <-- these

Kunimimimi : thanks, I'll use those on a daily basis

Iwa-can't : *heavy sighing*

Oikawaii : Iwa-chaaan you're gonna look old faster if you keep on getting pissed~

Iwa-can't : then I guess you're into older men

Oikawaii : is that a new kink ur trying to get me into? 😏

Kunimimimi : y'all smell that?

Kunimimimi : smells like horny teenagers

MakkiTa : get a room you two!

Matsuka.wa.isseI : rather than buying condoms, you two should buy us pork buns after practice!

I-will-bite-your-dick-off : the notifications are annoying, I smashed my phone bc of it and had to repair it just to see what y'all are talking about

I-will-bite-your-dick-off : what shittery is this?

ShigeYa : welcome to the family mad dog

I-will-bite-your-dick-off : ha???

Oikawaii : wait does that mean you're the family pet?

I-will-bite-your-dick-off : my username describes my current mood

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I wasted my last brain cells for this

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm convinced that I'll hit high notes if I scream so much everyday

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This chapter is actually kinda funny, only a bit though.

*dances in the corner*

I only laugh at my own jokes that I made on instagram posts...

*cries while dancing in the corner*