[ Kags n Hinata's private chat.
The titles of the chapters are getting longer and more out of context-
Enjoy tho ✌🤧 ]
Lactose.Tolerant
you're so annoying
BokeJaNai
No u
I keep remembering your face everywhere, stop popping up in my head u boke
When I see the sun, your smile pops up in my head
And when I was eating an orange, I suddenly remember your hair????
Then when I was practicing my tosses I acted on reflect and mumbled "Hinata"
Well you're also weird!
My stomach feels weird and I blush whenever your call me boke!
Stop calling me bokeee!!!!!
Hi this is ya boi Oikawa, don't ask how I hacked into your boyfriend's phone.
Just fuck already oml
Th- the great king is texting me and hacking my boyfriend's phone???!!!!
I feel honored!
Thanks Sho-chan,
love ya too 😘And both of those things are called "being in love" dammit
Or you both are just into kink shaming
Oikawaii out ✌💅✨
Oikawa senpai???!!! wait!
How the heck did he-
Sorry, that wasn't me
who typed itAnd what he was saying was totally no true!
Y- yeah! I don't believe him either!
...
...
Wanna play volleyball at my place next Sunday?
Sure... I'll give your
hoodie back from last weekHow about my other hoodie?
The black one?I'm keeping it-
GIVE IT BACK-
NO-
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Me to myself : bruh stop updating your story and checking wattpad so much. You have school
Also me : shhhhhhh I give my readers c o n t e n t
Me : but-
Also me : shush, at least we're not reading too much yaoi
Me : ehhhh true
*bangs my head on the wall*
Ah yes, being late for class and being a total dumbass when it comes to common sense is my specialty.
I'm surprised I made it to High School-
I feel bad for the teachers who have to deal with my bullshit. Since they're mostly Christian, I'll just say "may God bless them and not burden them too much"
It's also exhausting to drastically change my mood in like one day-
Like, I'll be an asshole in the morning, a neutral bitch at class, then super hyped and positive at night. Oor I'll be crying bc of anxiety in the morning and say "wow I feel great today teehe :D" before bed.
It's totally not bipolar or something weird, lots of people deal with it too lmao.
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