My.ass.isn't.flat : guys
My.ass.isn't.flat : what if the earth was flat all along???
Makki.makki.ni.ore : I didn't know having a flat ass can result in believing the earth is flat too
My.ass.isn't.flat : DON'T TALK TO MY ASS LIKE THAT, IT'S SENSITIVE
Your.local.clown : that's what he says 😏
My.ass.isn't.flat : YOU DAMN CLOWNS-
Kunimimimi : welcome to another episode of bullying Oikawa-san
Kindaichi.yu : where's Iwaizumi-san?
Kindaichi.yu : Usually he'd be yelling us to shut the fuck up
Kindaichi.yu : *telling
Kindaichi.yu : actually yeah, *yelling
My.ass.isn't.flat : Oh he's sleeping next to me right now
Shige.Ya : ew gross, I don't even need to ask why or how-
Makki.makki.ni.ore : wait w h a t
Makki.makki.ni.ore : he passes out after getting fucked?
Makki.makki.ni.ore : w e a k l i n g
Your.local.clown : babe you're exposing yourself
Makki.makki.ni.ore : I only expose myself fully to you 😏
Your.local.clown : 😳💦🔥
Kunimimimi : that's it, I'm gonna vomit
My.ass.isn't.flat : why are we so filthy?
I-will-bite-your-dick-off : not me.
Kunimimimi : (2)
Kindaichi.yu : (3)
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what's this? I decided to do a double update for no reason?
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hi
btw the last chapter and this chapter takes place in Aoba Johsai's group chat
I like to sing,
dance,
... eat your pants-
btw I have a bunch of bruises on my legs and I can't seem to heal them completely.
I wonder what would happen if I get a hickey? It'll probably stay there for the rest of my life.
Sounds creepy but fun.
btw, do sperms have souls? Are they even an entity?
bTW- have a good day!
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