Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

MatsuHana but they roller skate into the sunset-

[ Thank you for the request @duckduckkill ! How many ducks have you killed-

I'm sorry if this is too short, I'm kinda in a rush-

This ain't a chatting one again ]

Makki : *crying in his room because it's Sunday and it's sad boy hours*

Mattsun breaking into his house while wearing roller skates with a Gucci symbol on it : "Babe look, I slapped this Gucci symbol with hot glue on my-"

Makki crying harder : "sssSHSH I'm sAD"

Mattsun : "Well I'm gay-"

Makki : "Well me too but I'm sAD-"

Mattsun : "Do you wanna cuddle?"

Makki : "No, you're sweaty"

Mattsun : "You too"

Makki : ":'((("

Mattsun : "Wanna post a fake flyer about a Femboy Hooters restaurant opening up at Oikawa's address and default dance while skating with our roller skates in the neighborhood?"

Makki : "Fuck yeah, get my skates."

- time skip, at the local town -

Buildings are burning, people are screaming, arsonists are vibing, including Mattsun and Makki.

Makki : "Babe you always know how to make me feel better again :))"

Mattsun : "I'm glad uwu. We may or may not have become arsonists but who cares?"

Makki holding Mattsun's hand : "<3"

Mattsun : "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

And thus, those two gay fuckers skated into the sunset together.

The end :)))))

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The next chapter will be @MylifeIs-A-LiE's request aka LevYaku.

My personality kinda uh.. changed.

So uhh sorry if I suddenly don't act over the top and on crack.

And I'll quit saying things like 'enjoy' or '❤'.

I may or may not have had a plan to turn this book into an angst driven one-

But of course that won't happen, so I'm planning on making a new book about sad Haikyuu stuff.