[ The "Moms with dicks" group chat ]
Sugar_mommy : taking care of 12 kids is a handful
the.cat.lady.next.door : I wanna give up on mine but I still love them
Sugar_mommy : nice prof name Yaku
the.cat.lady.next.door : it's not nice but thanks anyways
Akaashootme : I'm so glad my kids are normal
Akaashootme : except for my husband, he's a pain in the ass
Se(nd)mi-help : *causes pain in my ass
Akaashootme : Semi why
Se(nd)mi-help : send me help
Iwa-can't : can I ask something?
Inarizaki's.babysitter : about Oikawa? Go ahead
Iwa-can't : so
Iwa-can't : he was dancing in heels with Bokuto and Kuroo in the club room
Iwa-can't : should I be concerned or proud?
Se(nd)mi-help : concerned
Inarizaki's.babysitter : proud
the.cat.lady.next.door : disgusted
Kaname.is.fine : please tell me u recorded it
Akaashootme : Bokuto-san sent me the full video
Kaname.is.fine : nice
the.cat.lady.next.door : I'm surprised girls are still thirsty for Oikawa
Iwa-can't : they're not thirsty for him
Iwa-can't : they want him to be their gay best friend
Sugar_mommy : that's... great?
Iwa-can't : they turned into fujoshis
Iwa-can't : and keep forcing us to do gay shit in public
Sugar_mommy : lucky you
Sugar_mommy : my kids keep telling me to get a room if I kiss Daichi
Akaashootme : Sugawara-san, you make out with him in the middle of practice
Sugar_mommy : oh shit how'd u know?
Akaashootme : Hinata complained to me about it
Sugar_mommy : he RANTS to U?
Akaashootme : sometimes
Sugar_mommy : my son no longer acknowledges me as his mother 😭
Akaashootme : he calls you mom though
Sugar_mommy : oh thank goodness
Sugar_mommy : I was about to send you an adoption paper
Akaashootme : what?
Sugar_mommy : what?
Se(nd)mi-help : raise your hand if you're straight
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Se(nd)mi-help : why am I not surprised
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Hey
Heey
Heeey
How're ya doin?
I'm great *twerks*
I also read some kinky BokuAka x KuroTsukki doujinshis
And I'm loving it :)
This book was not sponsored by McDoddles
One of those doujinshis is called "Deep Throat"
It was about Akaashi teaching Tsukki how to give really good blow jobs
I was questioning whether or not the author of that book actually did research of "how to give good blow jobs" or just made it up
Oh well, it's good shit 👌
See you next time *winks in morse code*
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