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Teru x Daishou (a request) but also bc they're clowns 😔

[ hello hello you sexy mother fuckers

Thank you @skye_rie for the request!

Damn y'all have really interesting ships. Y'all can request me any ship as long as it ain't a "character x Y/N" one! I'm open to incest and really fucked up ships. But of course, there are a few things that I'd find displeasing too. Comment here to request 💕

I hope you enjoy this, sorry if it's whack tho 😔👉👈 ]

Terushameonyou

Hi ;)

snake.supremecy

No

Do you hate me??? I sent you my dick pic :(((

Well shit, my first kiss was with Kuroo. Our conversation is over. Bye 👋

Wait wHat-

You didn't tell me you were gay :(

I'm straight!

Well... at least until Mika broke up with me 😭

F bro, how?

She said that whenever she glanced at Bokuto's ass, I'd glance longer at it

Why is she staring at another guy's ass?

Well Kuroo did mention that Bokuto has more cake than any girl he met

Me and Mika overheard it 🤮

Mika felt both jealous and amazed

I was also jealous, so of course I had to stare at it often 🙄

I smell l i e s

You love cakes on guys more than buns on girls 💅🤭

That's you 🙄

Anyways, she said that she thinks that I'm a mega bottom and that I should find a dick to settle with

Bruh HOW DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT-

oh wait

one if her friends likes yaoi

😭🤧

You sad motherfucker 🤧🙏😔

Just forget about girls, there's plenty of dicks in the sea

You mean "plenty of fish"?

Nope, plenty of dicks

I-

Choose one of these :

A picture of my address or a picture of my dick

Whatever choice I'll pick will end up in me seeing your dick anyways

Aight, my place, Saturday, 1 PM.

See ya there 😘

I will shove that emoji up your ass

I'll shove my dick up yours first 😉

👁➖👁

Wait... I just remembered

Where you the blond guy who slapped my ass at the morning of a volleyball tournament last week?

I always mark my targets 💅

yOU-

I'm gonna beat your ass up when I go to your place-

Gladly, see you tomorrow~

fU-

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*sniffs the air*

Y'all smell that?

my sour writing-

I mean, I smell my undying thirst for AsaNoya smut.

Like... Noya as a power bottom who doesn't get tired after 3 rounds and Asahi who's nearly passed out after 1 round.

Haha I have no writing skill. Time to ditch the idea and just fantasize about it all day 😌🍵

Oh and I'll cancel my plans of making the Haikyuu Bird Box AU. No motivation, no skill, no time to do it.

But if you're interested in writing it, feel free to ask me all about the AU. Just make sure to credit me 👌